Verbally Copulating

Title: Dr. Jones, I Presume?
Author: Fox
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: PG
Summary: Billy agrees to replace another actor in a film. Things do not go so well.
A/N: This was written for the 2009 lotrips_remix. For some reason I never archived it here.

Many and repeated thanks to pippinmctaggart for the beta and hand-holding and to tigg71 for the read-through. Although this has been betaed, I am a compulsive tinkerer and any mistakes are mine.

Ordinarily, it wouldn't have been a problem because ordinarily, actors were replaced before principal filming began. Unfortunately for Billy, this wasn't an ordinary circumstance.

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The Hypothetical AU Meme: Take any one of the fandoms you know I write/like and give me a type of AU (space opera AU, pirate AU, superhero AU, etc) OR another time period (Ancient Rome, Regency England, etc). I will then explain the gist of the story I would write for that AU.

Have at it! =D

This fic is my contribution to monaboyd_month this year.

Title: Tomorrow Never Knows
Author: Fox
Pairing, characters: Billy/Dom ust, Tenth Doctor
Rating: PG-13 for language
Word count: 2900
Warnings: Should the Tenth Doctor's hair get a warning? ;-)
Summary: "Oi," the Doctor said, glaring at Dom. "Just you remember who it is who's given you the trip of a lifetime."

"A man who takes way to much joy in shouting "run"?" Billy said, straight-faced.


Shift your arse, Monaghan, we're losing the daylight.

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I've decided to put fic up for bid at qldfloodauction to try and help with the aftermath of the massive flooding over there.

My offer:

I am offering: Fic of at least 1000 words. You may choose to send me a new prompt or you may request an extension/new installment of a fic listed in my memories.
Fandoms (if appropriate): Lotrips--primarily monaboyd, although I'll try my hand at most others, Top Gear, Inception.
Additional Info (optional): I'll write gen, slash, het, and poly relationships. I am equally comfortable writing canon and AU for all fandoms, and I'll write gen all the way up to NC-17. For TG, I write any variation of the OT3 and have no problem including the Stig or wives and girlfriends. For Lotrips, I don't write Viggo or JRD in slash situations, but am fine with including them as gen side characters. Crossovers with fandoms not listed here can be discussed. I don't do death fic or dub/non-con, but will try my hand at pretty much anything else. I am a pokey writer, so it may take me awhile to post the fic, but I will update you as we go.
Starting Bid: $5

It looks like it's very new still, but have a look at what's on offer over there. Every little bit counts.

My thread is here.

To spread the word:


help_pakistan


Charities
Offerings
Questions
Information about the flooding


I'm not offering anything myself since I'm still working on my help_haiti offer, but it looks like there's plenty of items available in several categories to peruse. Have at it, mes amis.

I'm desperately trying something, anything to get my tricksy muses moving again. Please to help? ::bats eyelashes::

Take your pick or do more than one, your choice.

1) When we write and then post, our writing goes out into the public domain and is experienced/interpreted by the reader. But no-one ever asks the writer how they saw it, or what they like about something they've created, or what feedback they'd give themselves.

Pick something I've written and I'll tell you what I like about it (and maybe something I don't).

2) - Leave a comment and indicate which fandom interest of the ones we share you would like to think about - Baseball, Monaboyd, Lotrips, Boondock Saints, Top Gear, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Firefly, Magnificent Seven, other rpf you've seen me write.
- I'll respond by asking you three hypothetical questions that are related to your choice to satisfy my curiosity.
- Update your journal with the answers to your questions.
- Include this explanation and offer to ask other people questions.

3) You give me the title of a fic I've never written, and I give you a synopsis of that fic. It's like getting a ficlet without the fiddly bits that I can never write. Next best thing! If you are feeling a hankering for a certain pairing or fandom, you can let me know that as well. Otherwise I will just go where the title takes me. They can be silly or lovely or stolen, it doesn't matter.

4) Ask any of my character(ization)s from any story a question. Did you ever wonder why someone did or said (or didn't do or say) something? Here's your chance to find out!

5) Have you ever wondered what happened in the past or the future of a story I've written? Pick any story, choose a time outside of what was written (two months before, ten years after, something different than the actual time frame of the fic) and I will tell you what happened then.

6) An old favorite of mine: Commentaries. If you ever wondered what my thought processes were while I was writing something, here's your chance to find out! Pick a story or a chapter of a story and I'll do you up a commentary on it.

Hello lovely readers! If you haven't heard yet, fandom has set up help_haiti to collect funds to help Haiti recover.

I have decided to put a fic up for auction here.

I am offering: Fic of at least 1000 words. You may choose to send me a new prompt or you may request an extension/new installment of any fic in my memories.

Fandoms (if appropriate): Top Gear and Lotrips--primarily monaboyd, although I do write other pairings--are my strongest fandoms at the moment.

Additional Info (optional): I'll write gen, slash and het. I am equally comfortable writing canon and AU for both TG and Lotrips, and I'm willing to write gen all the way up to NC-17. For TG, I write any variation of the OT3 and have no problem including the Stig or wives and girlfriends. For Lotrips, I don't write Viggo or JRD in slash situations, but am fine with including them as gen side characters. I don't do death fic or non-con, but will try my hand at pretty much anything else. I am a bit of a pokey writer, so it may be a bit past the February date that you receive the fic, but I will update you at that time.

Starting Bid: $5

Please visit the site and look around - there's so much on offer there, and every little bit counts.

Title: Everything The War Calls Out Of Us
Authors: foxtales & cocking_about
Artist: kikiriki23
Fandom: Top Gear
Genre: Gen, WWI AU
Characters: Richard, James & Jeremy
Rating: R
Word Count: ~17,000
Warnings: Language, violence and gore.
Disclaimer: Although an attempt was made to be somewhat historically accurate regarding the major events surrounding the Battle of Bourlon Wood, this is a fictionalised account and cannot be taken as truth. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is totally intentional but completely unauthorised. No money is being made from their names and likenesses.
Summary: Jeremy laid back as well, his head spinning a bit and not just from his wound. Greasy, tasteless food, toxic mud, an enemy that could stumble across them at any moment, seam squirrels and rats and flies and stench, and milk tablets, for god's sake. He wasn't a religious man, but he found himself praying they found the Allied lines, and soon.
Authors' notes: Enormous thanks to the mods of rpf_big_bang for all their hard work in putting this challenge together! foxtales and I also want to thank tarteaucitron so, so much for her excellent beta work and Britpick (even though Top Gear's hardly her favourite), and elmathelas and msilverstar for the additional and invaluable help in the beta department.

Link To Fic: Everything The War Calls Out Of Us
Link To Art: Fabulousness!

Title: Breathe In
Author: Fox
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: G
Word count: 915
Warnings: fluffy sweetness and big bugs.
Summary: Billy hated bugs.
A/N: AU set in contemporary Seattle, Washington. Betaed by pippinmctaggart, but I am a compulsive tinkerer and any remaining mistake are mine.
Title from the Magic Alex song.

Billy was still grinning as Dom turned back to look at him before disappearing around the wall.

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Author: Fox
Rating: PG
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Disclaimer: This story is not to be taken as factual even though there are factual elements to it - it is a fictionalized account and it did not happen. The characterizations are not the real people who's names and images I've used in my story - they are false and should not be taken to indicate any sort of agreement with what I've written. I am not making any money from this, only using my (admittedly) overactive imagination.
A/N: Artistic license is my friend. I've tried to be as accurate as possible but sometimes I tweak history to help myself out. ;-)
Betaed by pippinmctaggart.

Chapter four of this universe which was requested so long ago by babybrothalova can be found here.

The epilogue for this universe is here.

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