Verbally Copulating

Ahaha, monaboyd TB AU goes a little something like this: Dom is a struggling actor in Manchester who supports himself as a waiter while constantly auditioning for roles. Because he's telepathic, he always knows he is or isn't getting the part that day. He also knows whether he's gonna get laid or not and whether or not his partners are really into him. One day, vampire Bill strides into his bar and changes Dom's life in every conceivable way. Not only can Don NOT hear Bill's thoughts, he brings with him introductions to tall, brooding vamp Sean Bean and Bean's constant companion Miranda as well as Bean's maker, Viggo, a mysterious and ancient vampire who scares the fuck out of Dom, no lie. =D