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deesarrachi.

Give me two characters from different fandoms you know I'm familiar with, and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.

Fandoms include: lotrips, lotr, firefly, magnificent seven, heroes, boondock saints, doctor who, torchwood, house, pirates of the caribbean, master and commander, sportsslash, various other rps. I could most likely carry off harry potter, top gear, queer as folk UK, lost, and highlander. In other words, there's a lot of choice here so, ehm, basically? If it's not anime or gaming stuff (because I know nothing about any of those sry2say) put some names in and we'll see what can be done with them.

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Dominic Monaghan and Wash. :p

"I'm sorry, Dom, I'm just not looking for any long-term commitments right now."
"But Captain Reynolds said-"
"Don't care what he said. Why're you here anyway?"
"Captain Reynolds said as I should be makin familiar with the ship as it's home and all. Thought I'd do a touch of recon."
"I told him you were unacceptable!"
"Oi, mate, nothin unacceptable about me! Captain says we match up nice!"
"Ching-wah TSAO duh liou mahng*! Got no need for a co-pilot!"
"Just think of me as a sort of apprentice-like, here to learn your art."
"Nothin to teach. You got it or you don't."
"Well, I got it, Wash, and you're gonna...are those dinosaurs?"
"They look like dinosaurs to me."
"Ever played Battlefront with them?"
"Of course! And I also have some other - hey, ain't distracted, though. I don't need no co-pilot. Just sos you know where we're at."
"Right. No co-pilot. Sure. So, these other figures..."

*frog-humping sonofabitch

Muahahaha. Let me see, you've already done my squishy crossover (Billy/Snape, of course), so let's try something new.

House & Jeremy Clarkson
Richard Hammond & Snape (HEE)
House & Captain Jack Sparrow
Wilson & Jeremy Clarkson
Dumbledore & James May

HEE. Even if you don't write any of those, I had fun imagining how hilarious the conversations could get. :D

"I can tell that you're a friend of Professors Boyd and Monaghan. You're just as small and annoying as they are."

"You would be Severus Snape, then. I've heard about you."

"Oh, please do enlighten me."

"Dom says you're the most miserable git he's ever had the misfortune to meet and Billy says that while that might be true, you're fantastic with potions. Sterling character references, mate, really. I'm impressed."

"I'll thank you not to refer to me as your 'mate,' Mr. Hammond. I have a delicate stomach."

"Erm...right. What do you know about cars, then?"

Lol! Love it!

"I'll thank you not to refer to me as your 'mate,' Mr. Hammond. I have a delicate stomach."

That is so perfectly Snape-ish, I can't even!! ::hugs to my bosom::

hee! Glad you liked it. I couldn't get a handle on Hamster yet, I'll have to watch a few more shows, I think, but, yes.

There's another Snape one a bit further down thread, I think, if you want to see how else I can be too over the top with him! ;-)

Heeeeee! This is Fabulous :D

Stuart Alan Jones and Captain Jack Harkness. ;)

Much with the hotness there eh?

Or even Ianto/Jack??!!

Weee!

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"Ehm...hello. May I help you with something?"

"Dance with me."

"I don't think that's a --"

"What's your name?"

"Ianto."

"Welsh, is it?"

"Yes."

"I'm Stuart. Stuart Alan Jones. Dance with me, Ianto. Or at least let me buy you a drink."

"No, thank you, Mr. Jones. I'm afraid you're not my type."

"Oh, I'm your type, Ianto, you just might not know it yet. I'd be glad to show you, though. Mine is just up the block, yeah?"

"Actually, that man right there is my type."

"Which man?"

"The one there with the wide, open grin."

"Vince?"

"Do you know him, then?"

"Bloody Vince?"

"Could you introduce me?"

"Fuck off, Ianto. He's not available."

"That's a shame. Have a good night, then Mr. Jones."

"You're turning me down?"

"Yes. But you know, you could always see about that man over there in the great coat and braces. Maybe he'd be interested. Good night."

Love it. I can just see Ianto's politeness in the uncomfortable conversation as Stuart tries to pull him and the joy in his face as he realises that by fancying Vince, he's totally pissed off Stuart. :D Fabulous stuff. Thank you

Heh, Methos & Snape?

If not, then House & Legolas. :)

"I hear you're better at potions than Salazar Slytherin ever was, but that's not saying much. Sal was a powerful wizard but absolute pants when it came to directions - for potions or anything else. Always had to do it his way, even if his way was dead wrong."

"Ye-e-e-s, your commentary is so very helpful."

"It's just that I've died from suffocation before and, while there are actually worse ways to go, it still isn't very pleasant. Also, you'll only die the once. I'll keep coming back until someone finally thinks to check this part of the dungeons. Could be years, Snape."

"I am staggered by your vote of confidence in my skills. We wouldn't be here atall if you hadn't decided you wanted to tour the portion of Hogwarts you'd visited centuries ago."

"True, but you might have tried a little harder to--"

"How long would you say it would take for you to re-incarnate?"

"Depends on the level of damage done during the death, I suppose. Suffocation? Perhaps five minutes."

"It wasn't suffocation I was thinking of, Methos."

Oh, thank you! This is great, I love this! So perfectly Snape! :)

Happy new year!

Cuddy and Kaylee from Firefly. (I'm just begging for femmeslash here)
Cameron and Smeagol.

"What's that, Preciouss?"

"...uh, well, it's a needle. You need to be inoculated against the Sauronian Potato Virus. Everyone has to - there's an epidemic."

"Smeagol eat fishes and worms not nasty po-tay-tos."

"I can understand that you might be afraid but I only want make sure you don't get sick, okay, Smeagol?"

"Gollum."

"What was that?"

"Keep your nasty needle, we don't wants it."

"But it's for your protection! If you leave here without getting inoculated, you could get sick and die!"

"We don't needs your protection. Gollum. We stays far away from here."

"At least let me check you for lupus before you go!"

"It's never lupus, Preciouss."

Oh, I love this. Soo Cameron. :)

Methos and Jayne, of course. You knew that was coming. :)

House & Smecker

I know Sharpe isn't on here, but how about Sharpe & Mal? Harper & Capn Jack Sparrow? Sean Bean & Sharpe? :D

River & Rocco
Fitz & Jayne
Eowyn & Zoe
Wash & the Weasley twins
Callipso & Amanda Darieux (HL)
Brother Darius & the MacManus twins
Joe Dawson & Shepherd Book
Amanda Darieux & Inara Serra
Cassandra & River

...I could totally do this all day. :) I'd steal it except for the bit about OMGNOTIME!! (Still have to make good on my last meme.) >.>

Hello, dear. :)

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