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Verbally Copulating
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Date:
2008-01-03 03:20 am (UTC)
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"What's that, Preciouss?"
"...uh, well, it's a needle. You need to be inoculated against the Sauronian Potato Virus. Everyone has to - there's an epidemic."
"Smeagol eat fishes and worms not nasty po-tay-tos."
"I can understand that you might be afraid but I only want make sure you don't get sick, okay, Smeagol?"
"
Gollum
."
"What was that?"
"Keep your nasty needle, we don't wants it."
"But it's for your protection! If you leave here without getting inoculated, you could get sick and die!"
"We don't needs your protection.
Gollum
. We stays far away from here."
"At least let me check you for lupus before you go!"
"It's never lupus, Preciouss."
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Date: 2008-01-03 03:20 am (UTC)"...uh, well, it's a needle. You need to be inoculated against the Sauronian Potato Virus. Everyone has to - there's an epidemic."
"Smeagol eat fishes and worms not nasty po-tay-tos."
"I can understand that you might be afraid but I only want make sure you don't get sick, okay, Smeagol?"
"Gollum."
"What was that?"
"Keep your nasty needle, we don't wants it."
"But it's for your protection! If you leave here without getting inoculated, you could get sick and die!"
"We don't needs your protection. Gollum. We stays far away from here."
"At least let me check you for lupus before you go!"
"It's never lupus, Preciouss."