"I hear you're better at potions than Salazar Slytherin ever was, but that's not saying much. Sal was a powerful wizard but absolute pants when it came to directions - for potions or anything else. Always had to do it his way, even if his way was dead wrong."
"Ye-e-e-s, your commentary is so very helpful."
"It's just that I've died from suffocation before and, while there are actually worse ways to go, it still isn't very pleasant. Also, you'll only die the once. I'll keep coming back until someone finally thinks to check this part of the dungeons. Could be years, Snape."
"I am staggered by your vote of confidence in my skills. We wouldn't be here atall if you hadn't decided you wanted to tour the portion of Hogwarts you'd visited centuries ago."
"True, but you might have tried a little harder to--"
"How long would you say it would take for you to re-incarnate?"
"Depends on the level of damage done during the death, I suppose. Suffocation? Perhaps five minutes."
"It wasn't suffocation I was thinking of, Methos."
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Date: 2008-01-03 01:19 am (UTC)"Ye-e-e-s, your commentary is so very helpful."
"It's just that I've died from suffocation before and, while there are actually worse ways to go, it still isn't very pleasant. Also, you'll only die the once. I'll keep coming back until someone finally thinks to check this part of the dungeons. Could be years, Snape."
"I am staggered by your vote of confidence in my skills. We wouldn't be here atall if you hadn't decided you wanted to tour the portion of Hogwarts you'd visited centuries ago."
"True, but you might have tried a little harder to--"
"How long would you say it would take for you to re-incarnate?"
"Depends on the level of damage done during the death, I suppose. Suffocation? Perhaps five minutes."
"It wasn't suffocation I was thinking of, Methos."