kitsune_writes: (tg3)
Title: Everything The War Calls Out Of Us
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] foxtales & [livejournal.com profile] cocking_about
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] kikiriki23
Fandom: Top Gear
Genre: Gen, WWI AU
Characters: Richard, James & Jeremy
Rating: R
Word Count: ~17,000
Warnings: Language, violence and gore.
Disclaimer: Although an attempt was made to be somewhat historically accurate regarding the major events surrounding the Battle of Bourlon Wood, this is a fictionalised account and cannot be taken as truth. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is totally intentional but completely unauthorised. No money is being made from their names and likenesses.
Summary: Jeremy laid back as well, his head spinning a bit and not just from his wound. Greasy, tasteless food, toxic mud, an enemy that could stumble across them at any moment, seam squirrels and rats and flies and stench, and milk tablets, for god's sake. He wasn't a religious man, but he found himself praying they found the Allied lines, and soon.
Authors' notes: Enormous thanks to the mods of [livejournal.com profile] rpf_big_bang for all their hard work in putting this challenge together! [livejournal.com profile] foxtales and I also want to thank [livejournal.com profile] tarteaucitron so, so much for her excellent beta work and Britpick (even though Top Gear's hardly her favourite), and [livejournal.com profile] elmathelas and [livejournal.com profile] msilverstar for the additional and invaluable help in the beta department.

Link To Fic: Everything The War Calls Out Of Us
Link To Art: Fabulousness!
kitsune_writes: (tg3)
Author: Fox
Title: Pass the Ammo
Rating: R for language.
Pairing: Gen with subtext
Summary: The journey to the cantina doesn't go quite as Richard planned.
Disclaimer: This didn't happen. I am not making any money, only using my (admittedly) overactive imagination.
A/N: AU wherein the boys are also assassins and mercenaries.
Betaed by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] pippinmctaggart. While this has been betaed, I am a compulsive tinkerer and any mistakes are my own.


Part One can be found here.

Richard took the stairs at a run, knowing there was no way a man of Clarkson's bulk would be able to catch him, not with the lead he had.  )
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Author: Fox
Title: The David Tennant/Top Gear Presenter Challenge: Lessons Learned
Rating: Mature/NC-17 all the way
Warnings: BDSM (does that need a warning? Better to be safe anyway.)
Pairing: The Stig/David Tennant
Summary: The Stig teaches David his place.

Disclaimer: This didn't happen. I am not making any money, only using my (admittedly) overactive imagination.

A/N: So [livejournal.com profile] tigg71 and I were fangirling David Tennant and the question, 'which of the TG presenters could you see him with?' came up. We couldn't decide, so we divided them up and have come up with arguments for each of the presenters. This is my argument for the Stig and David.

Don't miss her arguments for David and Jeremy and David and Richard. Also, I've written James and David. I hope within these four stories, there might be something for everyone.

Many thanks out to [livejournal.com profile] dicorvo and [livejournal.com profile] rembrandt13 for the lovely betas. ♥


This time David whimpered as the hand made contact - the Stig had obviously done this before and knew how to make each strike count. He dearly wished that thought hadn't sent a shiver down his spine. )



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kitsune_writes: (tg3)
Author: Fox
Title: Pass the Ammo
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Fandom/Pairing: Top Gear, Gen.
Disclaimer: Not true. Names mentioned in this story do not constitute the actors knowledge of or agreement with what I've written.
A/N: An AU written for the 2008 [livejournal.com profile] 2lineschallenge.
Many and repeated thanks to [livejournal.com profile] pippinmctaggart and [livejournal.com profile] tigg71 for the betas. ♥
While this has been betaed, I am a compulsive tinkerer so any remaining mistakes are mine.


constant entertainment for our restless minds
constant stimulation for epic appetites
-against me!, don't lose touch


He hurtled down the rutted road at a rate that would make even Clarkson's jaded eyes widen, the stolen 1980 Mercedes 200D leaving pieces of itself behind with every hellish bounce. )


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Author: Fox
Title: Only Us
Rating: Mature/NC-17 all the way
Pairing: James May/Ben Collins
Summary: Ben Collins, professional racing driver and Top Gear consultant was about as far from James' 'type' as one could possibly be.
Disclaimer: This didn't happen. I am not making any money, only using my (admittedly) overactive imagination.

A/N: Awhile ago, [livejournal.com profile] duckduck asked for some porn because she was having a cruddy time of it. She gave me the following prompt - "James/Stig!Ben, first time, in a relationship." This is what I came up with. Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] giddy_london and [livejournal.com profile] pippinmctaggart for their lovely betas.

Title from the Peter Gabriel song.


James can feel his skin burning with a mixture of desire and embarrassment. Ben pushes him, makes him want so much, he doesn't know what to do with it all sometimes. )




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Author: Fox
Title: Drunkard's Prayer
Rating: Mature/NC-17 all the way
Pairing: Jeremy/Richard
Summary: Jeremy's mouth snapped shut, but the damage was already done. The best he could hope for was to contain the fallout.
Disclaimer: This didn't happen. I am not making any money, only using my (admittedly) overactive imagination.
Word count: 1450
A/N: Ages ago, [livejournal.com profile] suggsygirl gave me something along the lines of "drunk!Jez accidentally lets slip that he finds Hammond sexy; Hammond returns the favor at the end of a long night of piss-taking." as a prompt. As it is that esteemed person's birthday today, I am (at long last) sharing the rest of the story. Happy birthday, [livejournal.com profile] suggsygirl, I hope you like it. =D
This has been lovingly combed through by [livejournal.com profile] duckduck, [livejournal.com profile] giddy_london and [livejournal.com profile] pippinmctaggart - many thanks to you awesome ladies for your thoughts and suggestions. ♥

Title from Over the Rhine.


Jeremy - I'm sorry, but did you just say that you think Hammond is sexy? )




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Author: Fox
Title: The David Tennant/Top Gear Presenter Challenge: Of Tongues and Tails
Rating: Mature/NC-17 all the way
Pairing: James May/David Tennant
Summary: James finds out just how good David is with his tongue.

Disclaimer: This didn't happen. I am not making any money, only using my (admittedly) overactive imagination.

A/N: So [livejournal.com profile] tigg71 and I were fangirling David Tennant and the question, 'which of the TG presenters could you see him with?' came up. We couldn't decide, so we divided them up and have come up with arguments for each of the presenters. This is my argument for James and David.

Don't miss her argument for David Tennant and Jeremy Clarkson!

This has been lovingly combed through by [livejournal.com profile] dicorvo and [livejournal.com profile] giddy_london, with an initial read-through by [livejournal.com profile] tigg71. Thank you, my dears. ♥ That said, I am a compulsive tinkerer so any and all mistakes are my own.



That's all right, James. I can make you come without using my hands )

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Author: Fox
Title: Push me, Pull Me
Rating: Mature/NC-17 all the way
Pairing: James/Richard
Summary: He'd never been keen on dominance and submission in sex before Richard.
Disclaimer: This didn't happen. I am not making any money, only using my (admittedly) overactive imagination.
Word count: 1283
A/N: Porntastic pwp that originated in a series of porn trading emails with [livejournal.com profile] giddy_london, who encourages me waaaay too much. Also, D/s themes ahoy, so if that isn't your thing, give this one a miss.
This has been lovingly combed through by [livejournal.com profile] dicorvo and [livejournal.com profile] giddy_london. Thanks, ladies, y'all are the best. ♥ That being said, I am a compulsive tinkerer so any and all mistakes are my own.

Title from the Pearl Jam song.

He will be given what Hammond wants to give him when Hammond wants to give it and not before. )


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Author: Fox
Title: My Happiness
Rating: Mature/NC-17 all the way
Pairing: Richard/Ben Collins
Summary: Richard is a bit down. Ben perks him up. (My awful summarizing ability, let me show you it.)
Disclaimer: This didn't happen. I am not making any money, only using my (admittedly) overactive imagination.

A/N: It's porn, with other, deeper things peeking through. Inspired by this picture.

Ben Collins is a racing driver who has appeared in two episodes of Top Gear, once as the driver who had the parachutist land in his car and then again as a driver in the car football game. He's hot, so I wrote porn. Everyone wins especially Hammond.

This has been lovingly combed through by [livejournal.com profile] dicorvo and [livejournal.com profile] giddy_london. Thanks, ladies, y'all are the best. ♥ That being said, I am a compulsive tinkerer so any and all mistakes are my own.

Title from the song by Powderfinger.


Ben made a noise deep in his throat and pulled his hand out of Richard's shorts. )


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Author: Fox
Title: The World Can Wait
Rating: Mature/NC-17 all the way
Pairing: James/Richard
Summary: James, Richard and an unsuspecting piano bench.
Disclaimer: This didn't happen. I am not making any money, only using my (admittedly) overactive imagination.
Word count: 1534
A/N: Um. It's porn. With hints of other, deeper things peeking through occasionally. But, yes. Porn.
This has been lovingly combed through by [livejournal.com profile] dicorvo and [livejournal.com profile] giddy_london. Thanks, ladies, y'all are the best. ♥ That being said, I am a compulsive tinkerer so any and all mistakes are my own.

Title from the Over the Rhine song.


Richard paused in the doorway and watched James at the piano, his fingers skipping over the keys as he played. )


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Author: Fox
Title: Back Door Man
Rating: PG
Pairing: James/Richard, unrequited
Summary: James is upset. Richard wants to help his mate. (Wow, I am crap at summaries.)
Disclaimer: This didn't happen. I am not making any money, only using my (admittedly) overactive imagination.
Word count: 514
A/N: Originally written as comment fic to bolster [livejournal.com profile] giddy_london while she was stuck in term paper hell. This has been lovingly combed through by [livejournal.com profile] dicorvo and [livejournal.com profile] giddy_london. Thanks, ladies, y'all are the best. ♥ That being said, I am a compulsive tinkerer so any and all mistakes are my own.

Title from the song by Sarah McLachlan.



James took a deep drag, concentrating on corralling the anger and disappointment as he exhaled slowly. )


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Author: Fox
Title: You and I Both
Rating: PG13 at best
Pairing: Jeremy/James
Summary: Jeremy has a question. James has something of an answer.
Disclaimer: This didn't happen. I am not making any money, only using my (admittedly) overactive imagination.
Word count: 477
A/N: This has been lovingly combed through by [livejournal.com profile] dicorvo and [livejournal.com profile] tigg71. Thanks, ladies, y'all are the best. ♥ That being said, man, am I ever a tinkerer so any and all mistakes are my own.

Title from the Jason Mraz song.

Jeremy tossed back the last of the wine in his glass. )


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Author: Fox
Rating: PG at best
Disclaimer - SO not true.
Pairing: James/Richard, unrequited
A/N: unbetaed comment fic written as a bribe for [livejournal.com profile] giddy_london. I think I might end up playing with this to get it into actual posting to comm story shape but, for now, I'm just consolidating my writing so it's here in its glorious unbetaed state.

Richard could tell there was definitely something off with James just as he could tell that James didn't want to discuss it. )
kitsune_writes: (Default)
Author: Fox
Title: We Don't Know Where We're Going
Rating: PG at best
Pairing: Gen
Summary: James thinks.
Disclaimer: This story is not to be taken as factual even though there are factual elements to it - it is a fictionalized account and it did not happen. The characterizations are not the real people who's names and images I've used in my story - they are false and should not be taken to indicate any sort of agreement with or knowledge of what I've written. I am not making any money from this, only using my (admittedly) overactive imagination.
Warnings: Angst. Richard's accident is the basis for this fic.
A/N: My first fic for Top Gear. This has been lovingly combed through by [livejournal.com profile] pippinmctaggart, [livejournal.com profile] tigg71 and [livejournal.com profile] dicorvo. Thanks, ladies, y'all are the best. ♥ While this has been betaed, I am a compulsive tinkerer and all mistakes are mine. Title is from the Gomez song of the same name.


James cradles his cup of tea as he considers that, in subtle but unmistakable ways, Richard Hammond is no longer Richard Hammond. )


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