kitsune_writes: (fox)
Title: Dr. Jones, I Presume?
Author: Fox
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: PG
Summary: Billy agrees to replace another actor in a film. Things do not go so well.
A/N: This was written for the 2009 [livejournal.com profile] lotrips_remix. For some reason I never archived it here.

Many and repeated thanks to [livejournal.com profile] pippinmctaggart for the beta and hand-holding and to [livejournal.com profile] tigg71 for the read-through. Although this has been betaed, I am a compulsive tinkerer and any mistakes are mine.

Ordinarily, it wouldn't have been a problem because ordinarily, actors were replaced before principal filming began. Unfortunately for Billy, this wasn't an ordinary circumstance.

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kitsune_writes: (major boyd)
Author: Fox
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: background Billy/Ewan
Summary: Captain Boyd and his Merry Men blow up stuff in the desert.
Disclaimer: Not true. Names mentioned in this story do not constitute the actors knowledge of or agreement with what I've written.

A/N: This ficlet takes place in my 'Running with the Shadows' WWII AU.

Many thanks out to [livejournal.com profile] pippinmctaggart and [livejournal.com profile] tigg71 who first betaed this thing way back in 2009, and to [livejournal.com profile] miribilist who gave me a fantastic beta this year. ♥

While this has been betaed, I am a compulsive tinkerer and any mistakes are mine.

Fabulous WWII icon courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] sandelwood.



This ficlet takes place immediately after this, which should be read first.

The first bombs went off within two minutes. )



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kitsune_writes: (Default)
Author: Fox
Title: The David Tennant/Top Gear Presenter Challenge: Lessons Learned
Rating: Mature/NC-17 all the way
Warnings: BDSM (does that need a warning? Better to be safe anyway.)
Pairing: The Stig/David Tennant
Summary: The Stig teaches David his place.

Disclaimer: This didn't happen. I am not making any money, only using my (admittedly) overactive imagination.

A/N: So [livejournal.com profile] tigg71 and I were fangirling David Tennant and the question, 'which of the TG presenters could you see him with?' came up. We couldn't decide, so we divided them up and have come up with arguments for each of the presenters. This is my argument for the Stig and David.

Don't miss her arguments for David and Jeremy and David and Richard. Also, I've written James and David. I hope within these four stories, there might be something for everyone.

Many thanks out to [livejournal.com profile] dicorvo and [livejournal.com profile] rembrandt13 for the lovely betas. ♥


This time David whimpered as the hand made contact - the Stig had obviously done this before and knew how to make each strike count. He dearly wished that thought hadn't sent a shiver down his spine. )



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kitsune_writes: (tg3)
Author: Fox
Title: Pass the Ammo
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Fandom/Pairing: Top Gear, Gen.
Disclaimer: Not true. Names mentioned in this story do not constitute the actors knowledge of or agreement with what I've written.
A/N: An AU written for the 2008 [livejournal.com profile] 2lineschallenge.
Many and repeated thanks to [livejournal.com profile] pippinmctaggart and [livejournal.com profile] tigg71 for the betas. ♥
While this has been betaed, I am a compulsive tinkerer so any remaining mistakes are mine.


constant entertainment for our restless minds
constant stimulation for epic appetites
-against me!, don't lose touch


He hurtled down the rutted road at a rate that would make even Clarkson's jaded eyes widen, the stolen 1980 Mercedes 200D leaving pieces of itself behind with every hellish bounce. )


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Author: Fox
Title: Only Us
Rating: Mature/NC-17 all the way
Pairing: James May/Ben Collins
Summary: Ben Collins, professional racing driver and Top Gear consultant was about as far from James' 'type' as one could possibly be.
Disclaimer: This didn't happen. I am not making any money, only using my (admittedly) overactive imagination.

A/N: Awhile ago, [livejournal.com profile] duckduck asked for some porn because she was having a cruddy time of it. She gave me the following prompt - "James/Stig!Ben, first time, in a relationship." This is what I came up with. Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] giddy_london and [livejournal.com profile] pippinmctaggart for their lovely betas.

Title from the Peter Gabriel song.


James can feel his skin burning with a mixture of desire and embarrassment. Ben pushes him, makes him want so much, he doesn't know what to do with it all sometimes. )




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Author: Fox
Title: Drunkard's Prayer
Rating: Mature/NC-17 all the way
Pairing: Jeremy/Richard
Summary: Jeremy's mouth snapped shut, but the damage was already done. The best he could hope for was to contain the fallout.
Disclaimer: This didn't happen. I am not making any money, only using my (admittedly) overactive imagination.
Word count: 1450
A/N: Ages ago, [livejournal.com profile] suggsygirl gave me something along the lines of "drunk!Jez accidentally lets slip that he finds Hammond sexy; Hammond returns the favor at the end of a long night of piss-taking." as a prompt. As it is that esteemed person's birthday today, I am (at long last) sharing the rest of the story. Happy birthday, [livejournal.com profile] suggsygirl, I hope you like it. =D
This has been lovingly combed through by [livejournal.com profile] duckduck, [livejournal.com profile] giddy_london and [livejournal.com profile] pippinmctaggart - many thanks to you awesome ladies for your thoughts and suggestions. ♥

Title from Over the Rhine.


Jeremy - I'm sorry, but did you just say that you think Hammond is sexy? )




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Author: Fox
Title: Bohemian Like You
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dom feels the energy even on the seventh floor of the hotel where he and Billy are staying. The city and her people are celebrating, calling to him to join them, and he bounces from bed to bathroom to check his reflection one last time.
DISCLAIMER: This is a product of my (really rather vivid) imagination and is not suggesting that the following events are, in any way, based in reality. It is not meant to be a truthful/factual statement about the lives or sexual preferences of anyone mentioned herein. In plain English - IT AIN’T REAL FOLKS! I’m not making any money off of this either.
A/N: This story was written for the 2008 [livejournal.com profile] lotrips_remix. It is a remix of [livejournal.com profile] eff_reality's fic Epicure.
This has been lovingly combed through by [livejournal.com profile] elouisa, [livejournal.com profile] giddy_london and [livejournal.com profile] tigg71, with an initial read-through by [livejournal.com profile] dicorvo. Thank you for your thoughts and suggestions, mis amigas. I am a compulsive tinkerer, though, and any mistakes are my own.

Has it got enough glitter, do you think?
kitsune_writes: (Default)
Author: Fox
Title: The David Tennant/Top Gear Presenter Challenge: Of Tongues and Tails
Rating: Mature/NC-17 all the way
Pairing: James May/David Tennant
Summary: James finds out just how good David is with his tongue.

Disclaimer: This didn't happen. I am not making any money, only using my (admittedly) overactive imagination.

A/N: So [livejournal.com profile] tigg71 and I were fangirling David Tennant and the question, 'which of the TG presenters could you see him with?' came up. We couldn't decide, so we divided them up and have come up with arguments for each of the presenters. This is my argument for James and David.

Don't miss her argument for David Tennant and Jeremy Clarkson!

This has been lovingly combed through by [livejournal.com profile] dicorvo and [livejournal.com profile] giddy_london, with an initial read-through by [livejournal.com profile] tigg71. Thank you, my dears. ♥ That said, I am a compulsive tinkerer so any and all mistakes are my own.



That's all right, James. I can make you come without using my hands )

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Author: Fox
Title: Push me, Pull Me
Rating: Mature/NC-17 all the way
Pairing: James/Richard
Summary: He'd never been keen on dominance and submission in sex before Richard.
Disclaimer: This didn't happen. I am not making any money, only using my (admittedly) overactive imagination.
Word count: 1283
A/N: Porntastic pwp that originated in a series of porn trading emails with [livejournal.com profile] giddy_london, who encourages me waaaay too much. Also, D/s themes ahoy, so if that isn't your thing, give this one a miss.
This has been lovingly combed through by [livejournal.com profile] dicorvo and [livejournal.com profile] giddy_london. Thanks, ladies, y'all are the best. ♥ That being said, I am a compulsive tinkerer so any and all mistakes are my own.

Title from the Pearl Jam song.

He will be given what Hammond wants to give him when Hammond wants to give it and not before. )


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Author: Fox
Title: My Happiness
Rating: Mature/NC-17 all the way
Pairing: Richard/Ben Collins
Summary: Richard is a bit down. Ben perks him up. (My awful summarizing ability, let me show you it.)
Disclaimer: This didn't happen. I am not making any money, only using my (admittedly) overactive imagination.

A/N: It's porn, with other, deeper things peeking through. Inspired by this picture.

Ben Collins is a racing driver who has appeared in two episodes of Top Gear, once as the driver who had the parachutist land in his car and then again as a driver in the car football game. He's hot, so I wrote porn. Everyone wins especially Hammond.

This has been lovingly combed through by [livejournal.com profile] dicorvo and [livejournal.com profile] giddy_london. Thanks, ladies, y'all are the best. ♥ That being said, I am a compulsive tinkerer so any and all mistakes are my own.

Title from the song by Powderfinger.


Ben made a noise deep in his throat and pulled his hand out of Richard's shorts. )


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kitsune_writes: (Default)
Author: Fox
Title: The World Can Wait
Rating: Mature/NC-17 all the way
Pairing: James/Richard
Summary: James, Richard and an unsuspecting piano bench.
Disclaimer: This didn't happen. I am not making any money, only using my (admittedly) overactive imagination.
Word count: 1534
A/N: Um. It's porn. With hints of other, deeper things peeking through occasionally. But, yes. Porn.
This has been lovingly combed through by [livejournal.com profile] dicorvo and [livejournal.com profile] giddy_london. Thanks, ladies, y'all are the best. ♥ That being said, I am a compulsive tinkerer so any and all mistakes are my own.

Title from the Over the Rhine song.


Richard paused in the doorway and watched James at the piano, his fingers skipping over the keys as he played. )


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kitsune_writes: (Default)
Author: Fox
Title: Back Door Man
Rating: PG
Pairing: James/Richard, unrequited
Summary: James is upset. Richard wants to help his mate. (Wow, I am crap at summaries.)
Disclaimer: This didn't happen. I am not making any money, only using my (admittedly) overactive imagination.
Word count: 514
A/N: Originally written as comment fic to bolster [livejournal.com profile] giddy_london while she was stuck in term paper hell. This has been lovingly combed through by [livejournal.com profile] dicorvo and [livejournal.com profile] giddy_london. Thanks, ladies, y'all are the best. ♥ That being said, I am a compulsive tinkerer so any and all mistakes are my own.

Title from the song by Sarah McLachlan.



James took a deep drag, concentrating on corralling the anger and disappointment as he exhaled slowly. )


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kitsune_writes: (Default)
Author: Fox
Title: You and I Both
Rating: PG13 at best
Pairing: Jeremy/James
Summary: Jeremy has a question. James has something of an answer.
Disclaimer: This didn't happen. I am not making any money, only using my (admittedly) overactive imagination.
Word count: 477
A/N: This has been lovingly combed through by [livejournal.com profile] dicorvo and [livejournal.com profile] tigg71. Thanks, ladies, y'all are the best. ♥ That being said, man, am I ever a tinkerer so any and all mistakes are my own.

Title from the Jason Mraz song.

Jeremy tossed back the last of the wine in his glass. )


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Unbetaed, written for [livejournal.com profile] elouisa waaaaay back in the day. Again, just consolidating into one place.

Set in my Charon Mercenaries AU

disclaimer - SO not true.

Stephan stood on the back decking of a hunting lodge in Paradise, WA looking out over the mountainside meadow and waiting. )
kitsune_writes: (Default)
Author: Fox
Title: There is no I in Threesome
Rating: I'm gonna say NC-17 for fairly graphic sexual situations. =D
Pairing: Billy Boyd/Dominic Monaghan/Patrick Wolf
DISCLAIMER: This is a product of my (really rather vivid) imagination and is not suggesting that the following events are, in any way, based in reality. It is not meant to be a truthful/factual statement about the lives or sexual preferences of anyone mentioned herein. In plain English - IT AIN’T REAL FOLKS! I’m not making any money off of this either.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] elouisa who asked for an AU Dom/Bill/Patrick sandwich on my request entry way back in the day. It isn't exactly what she requested but I think it works for her. ♥
Betaed and britpicked by the fabulous [livejournal.com profile] elouisa herself. Spot checked by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] dicorvo. I am a compulsive tinkerer though and all mistakes are mine.

Patrick Wolf can be seen here.


Billy swallowed hard, picked up the whisky and downed it in one gulp. )

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kitsune_writes: (Default)
Author: fox
Pairing: Billy Boyd/Gary Lightbody
Rating: Hard R or more
Disclaimer: Not even close to being true, damn it.
A/N - Many moons ago, [livejournal.com profile] willtoburn and I had a squeeful conversation re: Billy and Gary and this has been simmering in my mind ever since. This one's for you, Jj, my love. ♥

spot checked by [livejournal.com profile] dicorvo.

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Billy smiled and leaned back against the bar, his eyes following the singer throughout the set. )
kitsune_writes: (Default)
Author: fox
Pairing: Billy Boyd/Russell Crowe
Rating: R.
Disclaimer: Not even close to being true, damn it.
Warnings: s/D
A/N - unbetaed. Originally posted in [livejournal.com profile] canciona's comments sometime last year.

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kitsune_writes: (Default)
Author: fox
Pairing: Billy Boyd/Russell Crowe
Rating: voyeurism and other sex type stuff mentioned but nothing explicit, really.
Disclaimer: Not even close to being true, damn it.
A/N - unbetaed.

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